Everyone’s favorite boy. How could I have a website and not dedicate an entire page to some corgi cuteness?
Tada’s happy you’re here.A cosy fireside contemplation… if I eat the squeaker from my toy… Will I become a squeaker toy?The defeated ploop of acceptance. There’s no fun to be had at work.He supports my piano practice, he just wishes I’d stick with it.Proudly defending his rock from three awful little schnauzers. I can follow you no further, father!Sorry, I can’t take a bath, I’m too tired.Ploop 2: Electric BoogalooWhy doesn’t our house have a balcony?!What do you want?!Half asleep, fully annoyed.Who can sleep at a time like this?! Game Grumps is on!My comfort is more important than your couch, human.I had a dream. About bacon. Keeping a close watch on the neighborhood.Let’s go on an adventure!I hear you, dude. I’m just not going over there. I’m lazy, not deaf.Snuck up on.Teaching old dogs new tricks. 4 years later he still can’t code.Paint me like one of your french bulldogs.I thought you went to work?Your pillows are my pillows, and my pillows are my pillows.No adventure today, actually. Too bright.
